ATTENTION!!!
A virus is going around called "Housework". If you feel the need to start "Housework", STOP immediately. This virus wipes out your social life. If you should come in contact with "Housework" go straight to the nearest pub and order the only known antidote which is called - alcohol.
Please forward this warning to 6 friends. If you realise that you do not have 6 friends you are probably already infected!